Not nearly as much as anyone seems to think
I feel like knowing your life you’d take them up on that and actually try going to church one day but you’d get there and the priest would be tall blonde and built with a piercing blue stare. And then next time you’d show up in cosplay.
TRUFAX I DO GO TO CHURCH I am A+ in the Jesus category. It’s an on-base non-denominational protestant service, so we get a revolving door of military chaplains. We get the gamut from “Just barely not the Pope” to “Spec Ops Chaplain covered in tattoos that misses a week of church ‘cause he’s gotta jump out of a plane EVERYONE GETS HIGH FIVES FUCK YEAH HOLY GHOOOOST”
It’s an adventure.
Probably something on the lines of, “Gdit Shiki, go to church”
But I buy them stuff, too, so.
I think all told… I’ve bought 6 or 7 full boxes of picktam straps…? Uhgh. Even in Japan, Levi and Erwin are stupidly expensive ($25-35) so I just bought entire boxes and sold the rest.